LAWS

1. On weekdays, all branches of the United States Post Office shall open at 7am and close at 7pm. The United States Post Office shall hire more employees at the discretion of the Postmaster General.

2. If a corporation changes the work schedule of any employee more than once within 6 months, then the affected employee shall be entitled to damages in the amount of 100 grams of gold. 50 grams of gold to be paid by the corporation, and 50 grams of gold to be paid by the agent of the corporation who wrongfully changed the employee’s schedule.

3. All employees who work at retail stores, and who are compelled to listen to pre-recorded music for more than 1 hour per day, and who are not permitted to change or turn off the music, shall have a minimum wage of 1 gram of gold per hour.

4. On any of the following days, the minimum wage shall be 1 gram of gold per hour: Christmas eve, Christmas day, Good Friday, Easter Sunday, Thanksgiving, the Day After Thanksgiving, New Years Eve, New Years Day, Halloween, Memorial Day, Labor Day, and the 4th of July.

5. Student loans can be discharged in bankruptcy.

6. Every household can exempt one primary residence from property taxes.

7. No corporation may be exempt from any property taxes.

8. Interest on municipal bonds is taxable.

9. All forms of off-balance-sheet accounting are forbidden to be used by cities, counties, states, and other local governments.

10. All honorably discharged veterans of the US Military, who have received training to perform medical procedures and administer medications in the military, shall be allowed to open civilian medical practices, make house calls, and perform those same medical procedures and administer those same medications for the general public.

VICE PRESIDENT

My Vice President will be a randomly-selected Amish man.

PROMISES

1. I promise to cut my own hair for the rest of my life.

2. I promise to never post anything on Twitter for the rest of my life.

3. I promise to never vote for the rest of my life.

4. I promise to never step foot in the White House for the rest of my life.

5. I promise to never write an autobiography.

STORE

The Dollar for President Campaign does not sell any merchandise. The Dollar for President Campaign relinquishes all copyright claims against any person who makes or sells Dollar for President merchandise.

DONATE

Matthew Paul Dollar is the only person who is allowed to donate to the Dollar for President Campaign Fund.

DISCLOSURE

1. I am a God-fearing man.

2. Jesus Christ is my Lord and savior.

3. I am retarded.

4. I have failed at everything that I have tried.

5. I do not want to be President.

6. I do not deserve to be President.

7. I am doing this for the love of the game.

8. I voted 3 times in the 2012 presidential election.

9. I have not voted since 2012.